What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A frosted flake.
She’s baack! Tressa Jayne Turner, known in her hometown as ‘Calamity Jayne’ for her unconventional exploits, is ready to put a rather disturbing interlude of hide-and-seek she’d played with a stiff early in the summer behind her, and enjoy the final weeks of summer at Iowa’s annual celebration, The Iowa State Fair.
The homegrown good-time is Tressa’s favorite time of year–donuts, funnel cakes, cotton candy, turkey legs–it’s also her Uncle Frank’s busiest. His ice cream stand is in a prime location, and he’s poised to scoop the competition. But when a soft-serve saboteur appears at the same time her cousin goes missing, it’s another fine, sticky mess she’s gotten herself into. Worse than one of Uncle Frankls King Kones with a hole.
It’s ‘circle the wagons’ time at the State Fair. With a string of malicious pranks, to scary, psycho dunk-tank clowns, two geriatric Jessica Fletcher wannabes, a dishy state trooper, and a sister who may have her eye on a certain ranger-type, and it’s mayhem on the midway time. But will Ranger Rick Townsend, the Don Juan of the Department of Natural Resources, and bestower of the hated ‘Calamity Jayne’ monniker, ride shotgun?
Only all-knowing, all-seeing Psychic Sonya, the seer of the State Fair knows for sure. So, let the carnival games begin!